Madame Artiste

Brooke


Reblogged from thefrogman
thefrogman:

I made a very special graphic for all of my Canadian followers. For today is Canada Day!
If you are unfamiliar with this holiday, it represents the day that Canada declared its independence from the evil Moose People of Saskatoon. For 300 years the Moose People ruled Canada with an iron fist. Riding on mooseback and carrying large whips they would force the Canadians to work in the maple syrup mines. They felt they were generous leaders because they paid the workers with bacon. But this was no bacon at all. It was ham that they called bacon.
Finally the people got fed up with the harsh working conditions and fake bacon. They rose up against the Moose People and said, “That’s not bacon, eh.” They fashioned weapons from petrified syrup and fought the Moose People into near extinction. With each blow of their petrified syrup swords they would say, “Oh my. Really sorry boot that, eh.”
Then on July 1, 1867 the last of the Moose People were dead and the Canadians declared that they were free. 

thefrogman:

I made a very special graphic for all of my Canadian followers. For today is Canada Day!

If you are unfamiliar with this holiday, it represents the day that Canada declared its independence from the evil Moose People of Saskatoon. For 300 years the Moose People ruled Canada with an iron fist. Riding on mooseback and carrying large whips they would force the Canadians to work in the maple syrup mines. They felt they were generous leaders because they paid the workers with bacon. But this was no bacon at all. It was ham that they called bacon.

Finally the people got fed up with the harsh working conditions and fake bacon. They rose up against the Moose People and said, “That’s not bacon, eh.” They fashioned weapons from petrified syrup and fought the Moose People into near extinction. With each blow of their petrified syrup swords they would say, “Oh my. Really sorry boot that, eh.”

Then on July 1, 1867 the last of the Moose People were dead and the Canadians declared that they were free. 

Notes

  1. freackthehopeful reblogged this from nonsensicallyrics
  2. namehernovember reblogged this from thegrayprince
  3. shytfacedhigh reblogged this from thefrogman
  4. herimperiousswagdescension reblogged this from thefrogman
  5. thecanadiancomplex reblogged this from thefrogman
  6. daydreamingchickens reblogged this from thefrogman
  7. frickfrackitschloe reblogged this from thefrogman
  8. irresisibleandirreplacable reblogged this from thefrogman
  9. abbymarien reblogged this from thefrogman
  10. squidneykoala reblogged this from thefrogman
  11. angelic-impala reblogged this from thefrogman
  12. maninkilt reblogged this from thefrogman and added:
    Basically
  13. lemonwithahintofassclown reblogged this from thefrogman and added:
    Seems legit.
  14. weird-reasons reblogged this from thefrogman
  15. our-sweet-and-secret-serenity reblogged this from thefrogman
  16. brennsoofly reblogged this from thefrogman
  17. ashley-bruins reblogged this from thefrogman
  18. penguins888 reblogged this from thefrogman
  19. tazzatorta reblogged this from thefrogman and added:
    Canadians party hard on my birthday
  20. jaimelynnmoore reblogged this from thefrogman
  21. nintendoodlebug reblogged this from thefrogman
  22. richardniixon reblogged this from thefrogman